2012 - April So I stumble upon this Twitter account by somebody named Master Bim. He apparently dislikes AutoCAD more than me and tweets about it. I was amused, so I share some of his highlights (or low-lites). Sure, its a bit childish, perhaps not that funny, but it feels good to a BIM guy bruised from trying to change the world.
Master Bim @ShitMyRevitSays
"Just a kickass piece of software looking for love."
- AutoCAD has proven that it is after all possible to get a virus on a Mac.
- I just took the biggest AutoCAD... i might need to call a plumber.
- DWG's do not belong in families... they pee all over the place.
- If i had a nickel for every time that AutoCAD sucked, I'd have all the money in the world.
- "The future just isn't what is used to be" - AutoCAD.
- Roses are red, violets are blue... AutoCAD sucks, I thought you knew.
- ... They're giving out Sketchup pamphlets on Wallstreet... I guess its the right demographic.
- That awkward moment when an AutoCAD user brags about their graph paper style background... ooooohh and it does ISO too....
- There once was an AutoCAD user from Nantucket...
- A storm is a brewing... its blowing harder than AutoCAD outside.
- Instead of crayons, this BBQ joint gives kids AutoCAD to play with while they wait for their food.
- If you want an answer: ask an engineer... if you want a story: ask an architect.
- AutoCAD ain't nothing but one giant temp file.
- Thinking about renaming the "Import CAD" button to "Disappoint The Model" for 2013.
- Fun fact: every time a DWG is linked or imported into a model, a fluffy kitten drowns in a saucer of warm milk.
- Plan b should never include the use of AutoCAD.
- The lady caught building that meth lab inside a Walmart in Tampa just admitted to designing it in AutoCAD.
- I just hope that whatever gets designed using AutoCAD can't be seen from my house.
- Fun fact: BIM Mgrs have a 86% higher chance of being employed in 2015 than CAD Mgrs and a 91% less chance of being mauled by a tiger.
- AutoCAD sucks as a facility design tool.
- This place is a mess... looks like somebody took an AutoCAD in here.
- Sometimes kicking ass means you're not an AutoCAD user.
- A day without AutoCAD is a day without pain.
- Every time you use AutoCAD, a cute fluffy kitten goes blind.
- My NDA for AutoCAD 2013 was lifted today... so I can officially tell you that AutoCAD 2013 sucks too.
- You know what sucks most about AutoCAD 2013?.... everything.
- Three AutoCAD users walked into a bar... to clean it.
- I found something that I really like about AutoCAD 2013!... the uninstaller.
- Smells like somebody took a mean AutoCAD in here.
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